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Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014


Your shoe is fittin' me

used to say "I feel you, I'm facing the same situation."

David: Man I'm broke, Its just 10 days for the month and I'm gone...
Ricky: Yeah, I can feel you... Your shoe is fittin' me...

by RickyStrikes July 5, 2015


rainbow shoes

Shoes that you can wear to a pride parade

Person 1: nice rainbow shoes
Person 2: thanks
Person 3: faggot

by Whigger164 March 10, 2016


My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang

I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!

by TheBrainiacGod October 21, 2020


Liberians shoe

A descriptor used as an insult towards people who aren’t worth the effort of a properly insult or simply do not deserve to be talked about.

You’re becoming a Liberians shoe, nobody even wants to put in the effort to insult you.

by STET123 June 7, 2021


Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.

Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.

by Will Tribute July 10, 2013


Shoe Booty

When sitting on your feet and or shoe the buttocks we'll be flat as a sole of a shoe.

Stop sitting on ya feet you gonna have Shoe Booty.

by Shoe bootie February 1, 2020