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the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.
Praise Kahless he's out of office.
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An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.
Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
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A man who has been fighting for truth for over 35 years. He is a patriot and a great American. John Kerry is a hero to many in this country but this isn't widely publicized by the media. Senator Kerry has become a grassroots hero since the election in 2004 because he has continued to fight for American civil liberty and integrity in government.
John Kerry has never been afraid to speak truth to power.
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Sen. John Edwards, American Vice-Presidential candidate in 2004. Contrasted with his running-mate Sen. John F. Kerry (Big John). (Kerry is taller than Edwards, and was running for the more important position.)
A lot of people think Little John is hotter than Big John. Little John is a ROCKSTAR!
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John Thomas Salley (born May 16, 1964 in Brooklyn, New York) is a former professional basketball player in the NBA. Salley is the first player in NBA history to play on three different championship-winning franchises.
John Salley is now a regular guest on, "The Best Damn Sports show" where he consistently makes himself look like a douchebag. Although he was a more than adequate basketball player, hey may suffer from down syndrome. Recently his heterosexuality has come into question as well.
Conversation in relation to Barry Bonds cheating:
John Salley:
"Cheating is ok, everyone does it yo. Everyone stretches the pewamatas (parameters)."
Really Hot Lawyer chick:
"Yeah, and they usually pay the prices, because there are rules"
John Salley:
"you tellin' me you never go fitty five in a 50 zone?"
Really hot lawyer chick:
"yes, and thats why I have speeding tickets which I've payed!"
John Salley:
"haha..yo girl, you gotta change your groove"
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A john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. A john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible
After taking a sip of a natty lite
A guy Being A John: IM SO FUCKING DRUNK
Normal Person: Shut up
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Is a poser, that thinks he is black. He looks like Marky Mark. He is a pussy wrestler. He should never have became the WWE champion.
John Cena is a DAMN poser!!!
Cena is a queer!
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