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Any joke that swif007 makes in chat
Wow that was an L joke swif, please spare us from more of those!
funny lame joke
i need to pee
yes
ok
raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”
grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”
When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*
Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
A Guy who stares off obliviously at work. Often found sleeping on scalfing in the middle of construction site.
Is this a joke guy came into work today. That was a joke. This guy wasnt a joke the joke was the guy.
A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.
*person 1 makes horrid joke*
Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."
A joke so unfunny that you pray the person who told its uncle touches them.
The whole room went silent after hearing the Asher joke.
Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?
Person 2: Yes