When you are going way too hard for your own damn good and must calm down.
Let's go rob a bank!
Calm down Kevin.
"The secret is to undercook the onions"
"At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili".
A Kevin Moon Stan (aka a Moonlight)is a Kevin Moon Enthusiast who absolutely ADORES KEVIN. They always talk about how amazing and talented he is. Their search history is most likely just filled with “Kevin Moon’s arms” and “Why is Kevin so hot?”. Whenever there is a post or a video about Kevin Moon JUST KNOW THAT THEY MOST LIKELY WILL ALREADY BE THE COMMENT SECTIONS SIMPING FOR KEVIN AND PRASING HIM. Kevin Stans are most likely to have Kevin in their username, or as their pfp, or probably something related to Kevin in their bio.( For example @kevinsupremacy on TikTok)
Person 1: “omg @kevinsupremacy on TikTok is a Kevin moon Stan!!”
Person 2: “WOWOWOW NO ONE IS A BIGGER KEVIN MOON STAN THAN KEVINSUPRENACY”
An excuse to get out of a sticky situation by coming out as gay, and thus attempting to undermine the whole point of the allegation.
Guy 1: So I owe you some money after a game of poker. I don't remember this ever happening though and I deeply apologise, these allegations have made me address other aspects of my life and it is now that I choose to live my life as a gay man.
Guy 2: Dude don't use the Kevin Spacey Defence
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a baguette like object connected to the end of kevin durant's lower leg
tony- oh shit look at that baguette
john- are you sure that isnt kevin durants foot?
tony- oh yea
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When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.
I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.
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A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.
Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.
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