Random
Source Code
Random
noun, plural Magic Johnsons
The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.
Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.
When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.
Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
The best NIPPLES of all time!!
Yo bro this girl had magical nipl.
A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
an apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.
Popular in New York
Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?
Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night
An apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.
Popular in New York
Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?
Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.