a pet name for someone who rages often
how's my rage muffin doing this morning?
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A form of saying someone is chubby without sounding as mean
Eric: Dude, she's so chubby!
David: Don't say that, that's mean. She's just a chub muffin.
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A vaginal piercing that is used to get stud muffins like you to get in her pants.
Whoa! did you see Trina's muffin stud? I think it's pretty cool. I'm totally gonna sleep with her now
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A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf
Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?
Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.
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Someone who has their pants way to tight for their actual size, so their fat on their stomach hangs over
Mostly every fat person has a muffin top.
1: Did you see her Muffin Top.
2: Ya, it was so gross.
1: I know
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Licking the lint out of a fat man's belly button
Damn that guy is so sexy I wanna muffin gargle him and drink
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when a morbedly obesed woman or man wears too tight of clothes and her or his lower back fat buldges out of there pants.
damn that girl is big as hell, Her back be muffin hopping.
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