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When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean
Hey I gotta go shit n piss, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up
An utterly irresistible and very rare creature. Features of the sam-n-dan include gorgeous locks of blonde curly hair, a beautiful smile, fabulous outfits, expensive taste and killer charm. Favourite foods include chocolate, gummy candy and cosmopolitans. This creature, spotted on very rare occasions, has been known to bite unattractive/rude men so is it suggested that only charming, handsome men approach it, preferably offering it flowers or a night on the town. If you have the chance to see or spend time with the sam-n-dan you will no doubt forget it...consider yourself lucky!
"look over there! oh my god its a sam-n-dan, hurry get the camera!"
Forever shit till death , fuck other girls all eyes on her all i see, love but don't gotta be in love to see the street lights as we drive that empty highway hopefully past leaves, and present follows future i can't force you but i can make you see how much you mean to me 11:11 wish you'll find me when im gone, love you keep wishin till you make it kid🖤.
man you seen jillian n gianna? They belong thinking together open minds, deep such talent, rare!
"When you have sex with someone and sneak out of their place before they wake up." - Jennifer
"Woke up this morning to give Jordan a kiss after a memorable one night stand. Realized they pulled a fuck n flee when my place was empty except for me and my cats. No phone number. No dignity. No goodbye. "
a reference to sexual activity involving handcuffs and vaginal or rectal penetration
Bill: Where is Becky gone man? Is she coming down the road to the next club?
Tony: No way brother. She just left here with some black beast back to her place for some pretty high level cuffin 'n stuffin.
Died, dead and gone would you miss me?
if i died dead n gone would you miss me?
all i taste is blood, and my tears when you kiss me
"riding in a CLA my windows tinted"
pull up i got heads spinning
"niggas hate me cause' im winning"
since a kid i had a vision