Checkup from the Neck up

A mental health examination.

"Dood needs a checkup from the neck up!"

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Get Your Neck Wet

Get Your Throat Slit

If You Don't Give Me The Money You Owe Me, You're Gonna Get Your Neck Wet

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.

bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.

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Colts Neck, NJ

A town run by big name families from The Grande(The ghetto of the town) and friends/family of people that live in the grande. Many of these families are responsible for the distribution of drugs and alcohol to the rest of the town. Also famous for many snuffs, chips, and ko's throughout monmouth county.

Parker Ps, Queens Ps, Federal Ky, Hancock all headquarters in Colts Neck, NJ

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

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Hold your neck right

It is the position in which a woman holds her neck (I.e. 45 degree angle)

Girl, you can get it if you hold your neck right

Sort your neck out

As in, get your shit together/sort your life out or perhaps, be mindful of your present surroundings..

Tommy-boy: Can't believe I've spent the gaffers wages.....again!

Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else

(Gaffer enters)

Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh

!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!