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good fashion sense and your palate of clothing is exceptional
"hey jack, you've got some nice timtams in your pantry"
When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"
Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"
A nice narc is a self-obsessed person but in a good sense. This person doesn't harm you in any way or form but would be aware of the things they do and would constantly praise themselves for the amazing things they have done. They would usually do this in front of people whom they are close to with the sole intention of irritating them.
Friend 1: "Bro, that place you suggested for the date turned out to be amazing. You are awesome"
Friend 2: "Thanks. I know I'm awesome"
Friend 1: "Dude stop obsessing about yourself"
Freind 2: "I Can't, I'm a nice narc"
The greatest question ever to be asked.
Person: Hey, having a nice day?
AnotherPerson: You... you must be... awesome.
National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.