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When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.
Catholic school girls who are known for being lesbian. Scared heart girls are fit but you never know who’s lesbian and who’s not. But not all of them are lesbian don’t be fooled lads. You can tell who they are by their skirts year 7s are nuns when year 10 and 11 are full on sluts. Their teachers care more about their skirt length than their education but overall a good school to go
Scared Heart is lesbian school
Do you see how long that sacred heart girls skirt is
A Heart Ejaculation is a cardio vascular nut bust that’s only experienced when you’re doing something of extreme self satisfaction.
Porter: Bro! my chest just busted a fat nut
Doug: Damn bro thats heart ejaculation
A phrase to show that you care about someone who is going through something. Another way to say "I feel for you" or "I got you." It's nice to say and can sound cheesy if said in the wrong way.
As Wally was stumbling out of a pub, he tripped and fell face first into a puddle of piss. Before he could raise his face out of the leftover water from the evening's refreshments, he heard someone offer, "Heart's out, mate!" This consoled Wally and he felt a bit better.
Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny
Tana Mongeau’s favourite 2 words in which she used everyday to describe everything that jake does 😍
When your boyfriend tosses you salad, heart eyes
Something you say at the end of a sentence about something your lover does/looks/says/etc. for you or others. You usually use this at the end of a sentence when you admire what they do and love them even more for it.
Tana: “when daddy makes you breakfast, heart eyes”
Jake: “hahaha omg Tana shout up and eat, you goof-ball”