your mom

the answer to a question that is either, Stupid, or you dont feel like answering often followed by Ohhhhhhhhhhh

x:yuor a jew
y:your moms a jew
z:Ohhhhhhhhhhh

:so what did you do last night
Y:your mom

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Your Mom

1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.

I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!

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your mom

Two words that usually point to a mother- probably of the person that is being talked to.
However, it is also an insult- used randomly if you're not paying attention and want onlookers to have a laugh at your opponent's confusion.

"I can play an octave higher than you!"
"Well I can play two notes LOWER than you!"
"...two notes..?"
"Yeah...well...YOUR MOM!"
*looks confused*
onlookersHAHAHA (point and throw rocks)

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Your aim

Garbage

Your mother is as sharp as your aim

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Yours in service

An ending used by a national scout cult

Yours in service,
Cult leader

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on your tod

on your arse

tim you have been on your tod all day do some work

get of ur tod

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your cut

2.) To mean super silly cool

Tricia your cut.

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