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noob

A person often new to a game/task/anything else. Very unlike a newbie. A noob is a person that doesn't like to learn and is often overconfident with its abilities. Its is usually found on online game forums and spams "LOLOLOLOLOL U NOOB" to try and troll people and to disguise itself. this is very unlike a newbie as said in the second sentence, the newbie is like a noob but it is nice and it is willing to learn. the noobs sometimes travel in packs and end up fighting each other by calling each other "noob" unlike non noobs. noobs speak in a one of a kind language. in order to replicate the language, shit on your keyboard, then short circuit the computer, then jump the keyboard several times, and then douse it in nuclear waste.

noun: omg look at this dude! he is a noob.

by jjprs306 December 4, 2017


noob

noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma April 19, 2012


noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma January 19, 2013


noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013


noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

sergeant: lol

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013


noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma July 5, 2012


noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...

by Sexydimma February 4, 2012