SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome)

A condition which causes an inability to focus on any particular person while online dating. SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome) generally occurs in the early stages between initial contact and meeting for coffee. Signs of onset include: a) habitual perusing of profiles b) a desire to maintain prior conversations and c) enticement with new inbox messages. In severe cases, lack of sleep is commonly noted. Unfortunately, sufferers of SOS become nearly incapacitated at meeting another person.

Shelby: I started conversing with Jerome online, our messages were engaging, and all seemed to be going well, then suddenly he simply disengaged. I just don't understand it.
Tara: This sounds like a classic case of SOS, Shelby, and he's suffering from exposure to SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome), which has incapacitated him.
Shelby: What shall I do?
Tara: Unfortunately, there is no known cure for SOS, which leaves you to search new profiles and email enticing messages.

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so we back in the mines

The second line of the Popular minecraft song Revenge by Captain Sparkles

Creeper, Aww Man

SO WE BACK IN THE MINES

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So I am confushun

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!

"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"

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You feel so warm

What you say during a teabagging of a downed Halo player or when humping someone. It is in refrence to the warmth of the person's anus or vagina.
The origin of the word comes from a old 90's health video about rape. As the rapist is over the victim, he distinctly says it.

Ohhhh, Karly, you feel so warm.

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not so quiet on the western front

A compilation of punk rock bands from the San Fransisco area
and Nevada Area.

GDMFSOB I cant move, I cant twitch!!-song by bad posture on Not so quiet on the western front.

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so extra

Ppl named Naim

Naim was being so extra when he acted according to his normal character.

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Oh, you're so sound

Not the literal meaning of sound, that is to say, cool, very good etc.
It is like reverse sexual innuendo.
It means that you want to sex up the person you are speaking to, or that you find them ridiculously sexy.
It can also be used as a joke, to the people who don't know what it means, them thinking you mean it literally, as in you think they are cool.

It comes from the West of Ireland radio show iGo Home with Fergal D'Arcy on i102104.
He heard one of his flat mates say it during sex.

Girl: Like this?
Guy: Oh, you're so sound!


Student: Ms, you're so sound!
Teacher: Oh, thank you Tom, you're quite the hip one too.

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