Make the bald man cry

The act of jacking off or ejaculation.

Referring to your penis as the "bald man"

Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"

You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!

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bitch make me a sandwich

What you put on a sign and bring to a women's rights rally.

Bob put "Bitch make me a sandwich" on a sign and got knocked the fuck out.

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How to make holy water

You boil the hell out of it

Why did you search how to make holy water on a dictionary

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rockstar lifestyle might not make it

Live fast, die young.

Trey: Brah, you stay fvk'd up on alcohol and pills
KJ: yah mane but I be hurtn aftwerwards
Trey: Rockstar lifestyle might not make it
KJ: Like frfr

Make out with Abigail day

1st September is National make out with Abigail day

"OMG its September 1st, make out with Abigail day!"

Making the Two-Backed Beast

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

Losing complete control of your life

Stu was Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

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