Are you people retarded?

Quit looking up your name on urban dictionary. It's just someone with your name licking their own arse. Most of these things don't even match your name. Why are you people so gullible to this shit. I'm gonna kill myself

"Some asshole on urban dictionary said that my name means I'm a cool dude. Im gonna post it on snapchat so I can jerk myself off to my name" are you people retarded? Ffs

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white people dancin'

When white people dance as if they have an epilepsy or otherwise defined as retarded dancing. They do too much hand waving and little legwork.

Yo that is white people dancin' in the club

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white people hours

Time between 4:00 am to 8:00 am. At this time you will commonly find real white people eating a bowl of vegan oatmeal and going out for morning jog before work.

Its real white people hours hit that like button if you up and paying for child support.

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White people boats

Kayaks

Let's go down the river in our white people boats.

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people r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel

Colloquial phrase in runglish (russian based on bad knowledge of english) . Created to convey the sense about "People are normal, but you are the most damned piece of shit like and dont fit into the environment like "the dick on the back of the camel beetween its humps"

- Why do u behave so? What's wrong with you? People r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel!

short people syndrome

This disorder is typically more common in males. It is caused by the short person's feelings that society looks down on them for being short. Characteristics include, in any combination, talking loud, bringing other people down, excessive pride/cockiness, and sometimes (my personal favorite) climbing on tall objects, all in a futile attempt to feel bigger. Utterly hilarious to the average-sized onlooker.

Closely related to fat people syndrome

John: OMFG I AM LIKE THE COOLEST KID EVER!!!

Susan: (to Brian) Wow he is that kid?

Brian: Haha that's John. He suffers from short people syndrome and has to talk loud and cocky to feel bigger.

Susan: Oh my gosh wow look at him now he's climbing that tree hahahaha

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FREE People

Is a term derived from the diverse lifestyle of the Black LGBT community, standing for individuals who practice same sex acts such as, male on male action or female on female action.

My friend Lakiesha hangs around a bunch of FREE People. I wounder what her mom would think?

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