The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.
"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."
"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."
Giving head with pop rocks in your mouth.
She gave me that wam bam alakazam kind of slop rocks last night, im ethereal.
When you get head, but the person giving head has pop rocks in their mouth.
Damn baby I really want me some slop rocks right now fr ong.
To handle effectively and impressively; to use or wield effectively, esp. with style or self-assurance.
A: " So, Tracy.... you passed the tests with flying colors and the job is yours.... what you gonna do now?"
B: “I’m gonna rock the mic”
X: "Ok Babe... say I am yours tonite... what you gonna do to me?"
Y: "I´m gonna rock the mic ´till you bleed!”
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A style of hard rock from 1986 to 1992 with nothing original to add to the genre of hard rock. Their songs consist of the same over-used series of power chords and corny lyrics and may often contain the use of keyboards or (Lord help us) a keytar , but are just following what hard rock and metal bands have done from 1970's-1985.
Butt Rockers have been plastered all over MTV through the late 80's and early 90's because of a pretty boy image seen by recording executives as a pre-teen goldmine.
Butt Rock Pioneers include Bon Jovi, Poison, Warrant, Skid Row and Winger, Lita Ford, Europe and Telsa.
Performers are usually depicted as having long, "big" hair that is either bleached blond, dyed black or permed to death. Tight, ripped jeans or spandex, bright colored ripped and/or shredded shirts and excessive use of animal print bandanas.
Butt Rock bands rarely put out more than 2 albums. Their first album was only popular because the sounded like one of their predecessors, then trying to experiment with their own style was grossly insufficient to have any lasting effect on the market.
Example:
Motley Crue is still touring after nearly 30 years.
Warrant (or any member of) hasn't been heard from since 1991, despite attempts.
Butt rock has no originality.
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The greatest show in the history of television
"I have to go visit the hospital, my mom has cancer"
"Dude, get real, Rock of Love's about to come on"
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The term 'dad rock' refers to older music listened to by men who try, without success, to introduce this music to their children and other younger people.
Music can only be counted as 'dad rock' if it is music that has failed to remain popular with younger generations, e.g. Dire Straits, The Yardbirds etc., whereas bands of the same era such as Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones would not count as their music transcends the generation gap and is still popular with younger people
While 'dad rock' can be quite personal to each dad, examples of artists include: Dire Straits, The Yardbirds, Cream, King Crimson, Yes
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