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A lesbian who mainly hangs out with guys, but still prefers to have a female partner.
"Man, I want a gf"
"Well maybe I you weren't such a fucking sausage lesbian you'd have one"
It's like a budgie smuggler but nastier
Brett was going to change into his budgie smuggler before surfing, but only found his dad's old sausage grubbler to wear and the elastic was not that elasticized.
When you deep throat someone's dick and you think it tastes sweet
I deep throated my bf's dick and it tasted sweet, I think he has a Diabetes Sausage
When someone cuts there foreskin open while having sex, this can be very painful and very embarrassing
Did you hear that Ruben got a popped sausage when he Fucked Katie? Fuck that's embareasing, I heard he couldn't piss without aggonising pain for a week
When a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.
Guy 1: "Man, Jessica looks hot tonight."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."
Person a: did you know that you can fit a raccoon up your ass?
Person b: bro, this is sausage to me
When something (including but not limited to media, like a video game, or a movie) suddenly drops in quality out of nowhere, with the term usually used to joke that the creator(s) ran out of budget to maintain the quality of said thing.
Person A: "Hey, where the hell did the voice acting go? None of the dialogue has any voice acting anymore!"
Person B: "They must've ate the sausage roll."