Shark week

The time of the month when every girl gets really bad mood swings and continue to cry over absolutely nothing, the average female will have the ability to eat an unhealthy amount of food and not go up a few ibs

“Hey are you okay?” AM I OKAY????? NO IM NOT OKAY ITS SHARK WEEK!!!!!

Shark Week

When a woman is on her period and she also squirts on the used tampon. The girl on the period then gives the tampon to her friend and her friend sucks all the liquids out. This is done throughout the whole week thats why its called shark week.

Hey girl!! You tryna have shark week?

Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark