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Dat's some real shit
Let me speak on some real shit
My dog Mike and Ronnie stay on some real shit
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Explosive bouts of near career ending diarrhea stemmed from excessive drinking the night before.
Normally after one experiences this effect the hangover will start to die down. If it doesn't you are in for another two hours of abdominal torture.
Also related to tiquila-reha, whisky-shits, and green apple splatters.
Don't go into the bathroom, Jill has the liquor shits from last night and stuck the joint up worse than ever.
OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME I HAVE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR 3 HOURS WITH THE LIQUOR SHITS!!!!
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When you take a shit so huge that it clogs the toilet.
Conway took a clogger shit; it was so huge that the toilet got clogged and shit water overflowed from the toilet bowl.
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To have diarrhoea or loose stools
I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.
Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.
I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.
The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)
"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"
A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.
"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"