put that in your pipe and smoke it

"Please contemplate my arguments against your delusions."

"I do not contest the idea that free trade stimulates economic growth. But such growth may be short term for the nation with higher per capita income as rising unemployment, due to displaced workers, lessens demand on goods and services. Have you also considered the policies of the trading partner? We don't want to exacerbate child labor or global emissions of toxic chemicals do we? Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

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This guy is smoking balls tonight

Looking awesome

Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery

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You are smoking balls

a) When someone is talking absolute rubbish
b) They are lying

1: "I shagged this awesome bird lat night"
2: "Shut Up!"
1: "I did!I did!"
2: "Your smoking balls!"

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Stick That In Your Pipe And Smoke It

To show that you won an argument without having any troubles.

You know, if we let this eco-shit go to our heads, our lives will get worse. I mean, they're trying to prevent us from living comfortable lives. I know you can't survive a scorching summer without your fancy air conditioner. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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Second Hand Cock Smoking

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.

So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

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pokey poke no need to smoke

A classic sentence from a friend of mine

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet

chode smoking dick pole

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

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