Go commit are have stupid

“Go commit are have stupid” is an alternative to saying “Go be stupid”.

ROBLOX Player 1: “Lol you suck at maths”.
ROBLOX Player 2: “Go commit are have stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: *are have stupid*.

stupid fucking Styrofoam cup

the act of calling someone a stupid fucking Styrofoam cup, which means that they take up space and do nothing

person 1: hey man i think wall-e was a terrible movie
person 2: go fuck yourself you stupid fucking Styrofoam cup

Dumb Stupid Teenage Syndrome

DSTS is where a person is dumb and stupid, either by doing dangerous things, being rebellious against law (notably drinking underage), or generally having limited mental capacity.

Person 1: Dude I tied myself to a shopping cart and had my friend push it while running.

Person 2: Sounds like you have Dumb Stupid Teenage Syndrome.

keep your stupid on a leash

A phrase you tell someone when you don’t want them to do stupid things that will mess up your life. stupid, dumb, idiot, crazy, warning, moron

This is dynamite John and just keep your stupid on a leash, so you don’t blow us both to kingdom come.

Stupid Short Sussy Simp

Someone usually named Peyton, Harry, Ash, or Rowan who is particularly short, dim witted, part of the LGBTQIA+ community and spends most of their time lusting after an asexual man named Adam, Chad, Or Ray. This person also has multiple “plutonic boyfriends” who participate in activity’s of people currently dating. These activity’s involve saying, “I love you” or snuggling. The Stupid Short Sussy Simp also dates many several scores of people on the reasoning that it was a dare.

Man one: Did you hear that Peyton got another plutonic boyfriend?
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.

she got stupid cake

When a girl has a phat ass

Did you see that girl she got stupid cake

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Stupid White People Tricks

Much like stupid pet tricks they are amusing for the observer, but demeaning for the participant, whether they realize it or not. Often life threatening, dangerous, unnecessary, and, of course stupid. Including, but not limited to, russian roulette, sky diving, cliff jumping, hiking in isolated areas, letting your kid get in a weather balloon in Arizona, but not really, for publicity. Often SWPT can involve wild animals as well.

Guy 1: Did you hear gary got killed over the weekend?

Guy 2: How?

Guy 1: He tried to feed a bear and pet it.

Guy 2: Ah, Stupid White People Tricks.

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