Boomer bricked

Boomer bricked : when boomers break electronics through repeated attempts to fix it.

Mike Boomer bricked the telecom hardware by repeatedly power cycling it.

yellow brick chode

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)

I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode