battery nerd

A total computer nerd who constantly checks his batteries on his smartphone laptop whatever, and freaks if his piece of technology wont have the power to make it through the day.

nerd: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my iphone4 wont have the power to work through 2pm today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude standing next to him: hey shut the fuck up you fucking battery nerd

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Nerd level

(Inverse) normal level, the scale used by nerds to meter how uncomfortable they feel around unnerdy people (ie those with lower nerd levels than themselves)

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Nerd Boner

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.

What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.

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nerd ghetto

When a place feels shady or dangerous, involving nerdy or dorky people, often trading card events or video game tournaments.

I left the game store immediately, it was nerd ghetto.

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Hunger of Nerds

word to describe a group of nerds “hunger." IE, "cover your noses, here come a hunger of nerds and they've been playing WoW!"

("A hunger of nerds descended greedily upon the complimentary doritos and mountain dew")

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xbox nerd

A cool dude or gal who is an exbert of the master of artz and craftz butt nott att spelin an liks gumiez #dewritos

Yo werez da piza xbox nerd.

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bad nerd

Watermelondoge

Watermelondoge is a bad nerd he betrayed his teammates and landed across the map. :)

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