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wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

by ramen333 September 28, 2023


Rape Goat

Rape goats are easily identifiable because they are the safest person to harass, everyone takes part of in some capacity. Despite the malicious behavior targeted at this individual no one actually wants them gone because others find joy in their harassment; in the event that the rape goat is absent a new rape goat will be acquiesced by the group.

The "rape goat" is the lowest ranking individual in a social setting.

"Rape goat" is a metaphor based on the stereotype of farmers raping defenseless goats for their own amusement. The person acquiesced as the rape goat is likewise defenseless and harassed for the group's amusement.

"I don't think it's healthy to have a rape goat in a friend group, he always gets smoke for no reason. If he leaves than what then? Who's going to be the next rape goat?"

by Jomil200918196 February 18, 2024


Swallow Goat

To swallow goat is to essentially just another phrase for sucking a D**k. It can be used in many a situation and is slightly less crude if you are speaking in front of people that you are embarrassed to speak freely in front of.

Oh hey Sarah, did you swallow goat last night?”
“Oh yeah, I swallowed that goat good”

by Latisha La’toe June 9, 2022


Scaring the Goat

Phrase

One who is being obnoxiously loud/ over excited.

Levi, settle down your scaring the goat!

by Bounceback January 26, 2024


Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.

What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.

by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024


goat noise

The same as calling something bullshit.

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!

by Danbot1 June 11, 2018


spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.

OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!

by ___lybee July 21, 2019