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a condition in which a woman believes she is entitled to the wealth and lifestyle made by a man after she voluntarily choose to leave him.
During divorce court, my lawyer said my ex-wife is suffering from Golden Uterus Syndrome.
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When Gonzaga basketball center Sam Dower dunks on an opposing player and people bring their woman to the shower and piss on them before or after sex in honor of the achievement.
D*mn Dower Dunked on that fool. Come on girl, lets go do a Golden Shower Dower!
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While fucking a girl from behind, either anal or vaginal, pull out right before your about to cum. Cum in your hand and as she turns around smack her in the the face with your cum covered hand.
Bro last night i took that girl home from the bar and finished her off with a Rochester golden glove.
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A sweater bought at the Golden Mile shopping center from either Urban Planet or International Clothiers for a low price. The hoodies usually contain silk screened graphics covering the entire sweater that fade over time as well at a fake safety pin on the zipper. These hoodies are usually bought to replace many worn out or too small hoodies and can be found all around South Regina and occasionally other neighborhoods. They are usually very comfortable.
Chris:Jake's been wearing that same sweater all week.
Pete: Yeah I was with him when he bought it. It's a Golden Mile hoodie
Chris: Sweet! That reminds me I need one 5 of my hoodies are too small.
The kid on 21stgear Reviews often wears a Golden Mile hoodie during his reviews
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The act of urinating into one's nostril so that the urine comes out of the other nostril and/or mouth.
"I gave Susan a golden neti pot last night."
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n.
1: When a man asks a woman to pee on him.
If the woman agree, the man then tells her that she is sick and can't see her anymore.
If the woman refuses, the man then tells her she isn't wild enough for him and then ends the relationship.
The method is referred to as Golden, because of its nature (golden shower), effectiveness, as well as ending with little or no aftermath.
2: To a lesser extent, when a women asks a man to pee on her. This is do to the fact that when a man pees on a women he is merely tagging her as his. Since tagging a women with one's pee is a greater bond then wedding vows, if the man isn't interested in a long term relationship this method is successful. If the man is looking for a long term relationship this method is ineffective.
Adam: How did you break up with that psycho chick and not have her stalk you.
Joel: I just used the Golden Break up...
Dave: You used the Golden Break up, broner!!
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Same as the Eiffel Tower sexual posistion, but instead of the two guys high fiving, they play with toy cars on her back, and with a plastic boat and shark beheath her. Best if used with honking sound effects.
We decided to kick it up a notch and give her the Golden Gate bridge instead of the Eiffel Tower
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