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when you grab the boobies and expect them to be in a bra, but are not.
I grabbed her boobies and realized they were surprise boobies.
when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"
How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
When you are taking a chick doggystyle and then slip it in here rear, slap her ears, and yell "alalalalalala"
Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent
The act of accidentally shooting a load in your own eye.
Dude, I tried to blow into a shirt, but it pulled a magic bullet and I got a Perry surprise.
When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.
Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.
When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.
Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again
Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise
Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber