A sigma male invests into uncles for more wealth and success.
"did you see john? He has 13 uncles and none of them lost value!"
a huge pedophile who rapes ur mom and dad when they r sleeping and puts a hint of cum in there mouth,
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses
William is the best Uncle in the world, that's a fact! Google it!
Williams are the best Uncles in the world, Google it!
Uncle 1. A sexy mature man that all the females want to invite into their bedroom and do naughty things to.
Example - Heads up girl, Uncle Alert ! The things I'd do him.
A pimp for the Van Der Linde gang. Suffers from terminal LUMBAGO.
He is Uncle to no one.
Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"
A specific type of scammer commonly found in your emails saying their a distant relative in a distant country that also happens to be rich, and wants to give you money. All he needs is your credit card info. Give it to me- him.
Uncle- "I wunt 2 gif u monye gimme kredet cart imfo pls i am unkl."
You- "ok, here you go.
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thank you uncle."
Uncle- "siek fuul I got many munie now."
You- "no I got scammed by my Uncle in Nigeria!"