it’s like the friend zone but instead they call you dawg
i’ve been talking to christian but he dawg zoned me
1. A greeting similar to good morning/evening/afternoon but includes all timezones and exclusively used on the internet. Despite the already existing greeting, “good day”, which has no specific time.
2. When you’ve been put in a good mood. Or a place where there’s good vibes. As opposed to the friend zone or “x-word” zone.
Adam: Good zones.
Kelly: Dude, just say “good day”. What’s next? A word that includes everyone in the word folks?
Marcus: My gf put me in the good zone last night.
The zone one reaches when they are prolly like 27 deep. The antecedent of the optic zone.
Sheriff: Yo Tug what zone are you in right now?
*Tug gives him a look, indicating that he is in the neon zone*
Adj. Is when an older lady rejects the advances of a much younger gentleman.
Susan: did Aiden hit on you over the weekend?
Vicky: yes, he did. But I son-zoned him: he's just a few years older than my kids.
When you try to make a man your boyfriend.
I'm not trying to friend-zone you, I'm trying to beau-zone you.