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Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.
It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.
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n. What one has when the tissue sticks to one's penis after using tissue on one's penis to clean ejaculate.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a penis with tissue stuck to it after ejaculating into tissue.
1) I'm not looking to get laid tonight, I have tissue dick and that shit hurts to remove.
2) Just go to the party with us! Dont be such a tissue dick.
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An extremely large penis do not fuck wit him if you gave this dick a good sucking he will love you forever
" I sucked Sam's dick and now he loves me forever"
Sam's dick is the best dick I've seen
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the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack
Tyler's dick titties are very dark.
Are those dick titties fake?
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An ancient game in existence since the Neolithic Period, in which one man will challenge another to draw 1000 boobs before the challenger can draw 1000 dicks.
Challenger: Hey, I bet I can draw 1000 dicks before you draw 1000 boobs.
Challengee: A game of Dick-Boob, is it?
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A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.
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