If you are handed an uno 2 card and accept then you are interested in having a threesome with two other perticipants.
She accepted my uno 2 card. She's going to accept my threesome offering.
The ultimate dining card is a variety of gift cards you can use for specific restaurants like swiss chalet, the burgers preist, east side marios and more
Wanna get an ultimate dining card?
Sure! im planning on getting one
When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.
Yeah, we were just laying on his Garfield bed sheets and I got up Credit Card Swiping him.
Verb - an excessive fee applied to your bank or credit card for using them.
Example i was at kwik fill and bought ten dollars in gas, i was then subjected to really abusive Card Thumping to the tune of 75.00 (card usage fee) + 10.00 in gas and another two charged of 32.00 each from the bank for being overcharged two over draft fees, thus letting me and my family go hungry for the next two weeks until the 75.00 gets placed back into my account which can take upwards of 5-7 days.
When you blowin' ya homie and he blows into your mouth then you blow his load in his butthole.
I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
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A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"