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The cum covered body of the person in the center of an orgy.
Friend: Dude, where were you last Friday?
You: We were buttering the popcorn in the locker room.
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The Arkansas butter trick is a sexual "position" where one partner does a back flip landing on the genitals of another partner. The Arkansas butter trick is only meant to spice up the upcoming intercourse.
"Don't yee pull that arkansas butter on me honey."
The Arkansas butter trick comes from a southern Arkansas method of sexual dominance.
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When you hire a dairy farmer to have sex with you wife. When he cums you mix his semen in milk to make cuck butter
Lisa: Requis and i had a lovely brunch with my husband today. We enjoyed some cuck butter and crosionts.
Susan: what the fuck
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The military rank of those who don’t get no respect
I heard that butter bars girlfriend wanted to know why they weren’t saluting him at the gate.
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A finely aged truffle butter. Not to be confused with panty puddin’.
Melania gagged as she got a whiff of Trump’s bog butter
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The buttering of the nipple and/or surrounding skin. This serves as a moisturizer and lubricant for sexual activities.
The couple found the practiced 'nipple buttering' technique provided the most pleasurable sexual experience.
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WHEN A SNOWBOARDER HITS A RAIL OR BOX AND STICKS THE TRICK SMOOTHLY AND WITH GRACE; PARTICULARLY WHEN THE TIP OR TAIL IS PRESSED TO EMPHASIZE THE TRICK.
RANDY WAS REALY SMEARIN' BUTTER ON THAT RAINBOW RAIL.
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