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Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!
I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?
friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!
person 2: ok
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Girl: Is that a weed
Guy: No this is a crayon
Girl: I'm calling the police
Microwave: 911 what's your emergency
Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police
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A saying that some people have that is the answer to most of life's problems.
What's the meaning of life?
I don't know but hey hey hey smoke weed every day.
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1. person smoking weed 2. Used by people calling out names. 3. little racist to black people
Shut up weed smoker
When someone drinks the leftover not yet empty drinks anywhere alcohol is serve
Wow! He really must have been weeding the beer garden tonight!
Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.
Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!