When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.
Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”
A fine specimen of man. One that studies religiously and shoots down foxes with his natural aimbot.
Origin derived from the AmeeniusTomius Sanctorium of Rome.
"Ay yo fam, you're like William Foxhuntingson, stop fucking hacking!"
"nah bruv, just a natty."
When you stick finger in your ass and rub it in your sleeping friends eye, to give him pink eye.
Bill, was such an asshole today. I gave him a pink william to get back at him.
Also known as Kojokigi. A master of the computer world. You will not be able to hide from him, he will find out your inner most secrets. But treated right will be your most trusted and loyal friend or lover.
William Burlington is a god among men.
noun; a incredibly sheepish person of lower, yet significant authority that has no ability to think for themselves and simply follows orders from those above him/ her. They lack any type of conscience, heart, or initiative of their own and are never self-accountable for their actions. Due to this and their often common "brown nosing", they are often favored by the wicked, are hardly ever in trouble, and often evade punishment for any unjust actions they make.
"Hey, our sales have fallen dramatically since our competition introduced that new laptop."
"Damn, aiite let's create some fake invoices and fudge our sales numbers"
"Nah dude, that's wrong. I ain't no William Calley."
Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.
John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"