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When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off
When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
This song is an absolute masterpiece made by 21 Savage and produced by Metro Boomin. It tells the tale of the infamous sex haver Jack Cobb fucking females in the movies. It was an instant classic and should be treated as such.
Pop ur shit is the greatest song ever because it speaks of the man called Sex (Jack Cobb) himself.
An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.
‘A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!’
When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds
Yo Sheniquah sandbag your shit with lemonjello cause you dont know how weather works.
The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.
"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."
That's a lie or is that's bullshit
person 1: "im a millionare!"
person 2: "thats a crocka shit!"