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Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human September 21, 2015


Shit-boxed

Being barraged by something powerful in a videogame as soon as you spawn in for no reason.

Guy1: *spawns in a random GTA server and gets blown up by a MkII Opressor in under 2 mins*
"Dude! I just spawned in and I already got shit-boxed! this game is so unbalanced!

Guy2: Sounds like a skill issue to me.

by MP_Yamodo Kamodo December 8, 2022


Maping shit

Completing goals/objectives

Tyron: Yo I did the essay today.
Derick: Danm its due in a month, You had some time.
Tyron: Yea, I just felt like maping shit ya heard

by Dont click January 1, 2018


Shit the Bag

When a person dies with a colostomy bag ; the natural body reaction occurs of waste elimination.

Years after the colostomy operation, complications led to her death and she just shit the bag.

by quickyshell August 10, 2018


dog shit militia

The legendary rapper babytron has a rapper gang that he calls the shitty boyz dog shit milita.

Ay shitty boyz dog shit militia u know what the fuck goin on”

by SHITTY BOYZ July 5, 2023

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three tiered shit dyke

A "three tiered shit dyke" is a group of 3 people growing more insufferable each person, commonly creating chaos and unfairness around them.

Hey man I need some god damn help I'm caught in the middle of a three tiered shit dyke

by Dickfrigate April 6, 2023


La Shit

something that is Flipping amazing in every way shape or form and is undeniably cool!!! and can not be used to describe a person.

dude that was so la Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nicknack333 January 31, 2011