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Don't have drawers to shit in

Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.

"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.

by A guy from Jerzey February 04, 2025


low shit hum

A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.

Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"

by kewlc92 December 20, 2018


Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

by MartianSupremacist November 14, 2024


I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS

A phrase used by ROBLOX kids to indicate when something is so incomprehensible or funny that they’re *shitting robux cards*

WHAT THE HELL? SQUID GAME MPREG? I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS!

by Bambianca November 03, 2021


shit sponge

Simply Michelle, that's it.

"Did you see that shit sponge"

by Hurhrjrj June 18, 2017


National Shit On Chad Daddy Day

The day in which everyone shits on the Chad Daddy for having too many hoes

AYYYY ITS NATIONAL SHIT ON CHAD DADDY DAY
“Chad daddy has so many hoes he can’t think straight

by Big Mack daddy April 02, 2019


Grossip shit hemorrhage

When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!

The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!

by Toe tag with a dirty ass May 26, 2021