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When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)
Example 1
Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…
Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.
Example 2
Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!
Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?
Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.
Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.
This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.
Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”
Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”
*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.
To be weak and stop drinking before all the fun is over.
I yelled at Andy for 'putting your skirt on!'. He was too tired to keep drinking today b/c he drank alcohol last night too.
when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*
Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
What your dad did
What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom