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A person who superficially affects the perceived mannerisms of a Jamaican Rastafarian, despite having no connection to either Jamaica or the tenets of Rasta life.
"That yes-I with the dirty stringy dreads talks phony patois to everyone, even though he hasn't been within a thousand miles of Jamaica"
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A commonly used term in Don't Speak. Don't Speak is a contraditionary language where phases and speach ofthen begins with Don't. Like "don't" when used in this language, this word means its opposite.
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The opposite of "I know" meaning "I don't know"
When slapped by girlfriend...
"I know why you slapped me"
Translation: Why did you slap me? Hooker!
"Dont I know why this guy got on mitch matched socks in public!"
Translation: Why does this idiot have on mitch matched socks?
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descriptive of an informative article or other text written in the form of a narrative; commonly follows the author's train of thought and explains how the author came about information and why the author chose to seek it out. Because the text usually uses with frequency the personal pronoun 'I' it was coined the i-seek
The professor loves i-seek essays.
It's more interesting to read i-seek articles.
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Abbreviation of "Join In". A spoken adaption of the culture of 'text language.' Used either as a noun to refer to someone who is an unwelcome member of the party but impossible to shake off, or as a verb describing the action of joining in with a group of people for lack of any better occupation.
Related to tag along.
Noun: "Who invited Katie? She's such a J. I."
Verb: "Hey my bus will be delayed by at least an hour so can I J. I. with you guys?"
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A person typically of the female gender, who appears to have but one leg and slightly leans as she ever-so drunkenly falls flat on her face, yes she is then leaning with the plain.
Also a very large house trained pig with her titties hangin to the floor, she appears to always be leaning to milk those little hogs
Oh my god Jack, look it's I-lean and she has been drinkin again, she's horizontal with the plain.
Hey I-lean quit draggin your milk infested breasts on the floor please, and while your at it pick your damn gut off the floor when you walk dammit!
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ADHD-I is like being high but not knowing what it's like not to be high. Especially in the brain fog stages.
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(I'm typing ADHD-I here because I cannot submit it without it. duuu uuuuu ondurztannnndzzz?
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Ibuprofen, a non opiate, non steroidal, anti-inflammatory drug
After the surgery they gave me a prescription for Vitamin I, but it was for a higher dose than is available over the counter.
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