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when someone does not succeed to do something and they know they messed up and or did something idiotic and make an okay symbol with their hand and scream the phrase "fucking mint," you know they are disappointed in themselves. lololz
*thanos does not succeed to commit genocide*
me: BrOoO0OoOo0
thanos: FUCKING MINT
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When you book it after finishing sex.
"Well, I hate to fuck and run, but I've got to get home. Bye."
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An exclamation of immense frustration and awe an overpowering catastrophe that is about to happen.
mate: Iceberg right ahead!
captain smith: oh fuck!
alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh fuck!
stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: Oh fuck!
Obi-wan: here comes Jar Jar again
Qui Gon: oh fuck!
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When a musician plays a rhythm so rhythmically complicated that the listener has no understanding of what's going on in the music..... and basically the listener gets rhythm fucked in the mind and head as a result.
Damn boy you rhythm fucked me.... how da fuck you do that??? That's amazing!!!!!
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Usually on Tinder and other dating/social media for selfish reasons (boost ego, play games, hook up, etc.) Doesn't necessarily mean that he is dumber than a box of rocks; there are intelligent fuck boys. On Tinder, he will usually claim to be a: medical/pharmacy student, engineer, business, or anything that has a title and makes money. Being a gym rat is a common trait. Sometimes takes pictures with animals and talk nice to build a sense of security. Once he has you, he will not want to be seen in public with you. Usually wants to go to your/his house on first date. Doesn't want to spend his time or invest in you unless he gets immediate satisfaction in return.
Fuck boys come in all shapes and sizes. Less intelligent fuck boys are the most known. The more intelligent fuck boys are less emphasized because they can contribute to the work force.
Don't confuse men with fuck boys.
"Yeah, I'm engineering pre-med and have so many rewards.... I have a nice car (pick up chicks), go traveling (fuck with chicks abroad), and a shit ton of cash (attract gold diggers)."
Good to have fun in the moment, not worth having for a lifetime.
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A Reference to a series of Reddit TIFU posts involving a cheating wife named Jenny.
Yeah so I was doing stuff today. Anyways, Fuck Jenny.
Yeah man Fuck that Bitch.
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AKA "FA" for short - The feeling of receiving a beefy hog in the hind quarters usually from a spouse or co-worker. Despite a valient attempt to accomplish something, the recipient of your good deed is thankless and has the nerve to discredit or disregard your goodwill.
I told the company that we could save money by utilizing my cost cutting measure. Not only did they disregard my effort, they decided to approve the most expensive option on the table. Fucked Again!
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