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The act of farting in ones mouth
I gave your mom a hot air balloon after she yelled at me for jacking off with her thong.
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A sexual act that is executed as follows:
The male inserts his foreskin into a receiving individual's anus or vagina and asks said receiving individual to either fart or queef, respectively, thus filling the area between the foreskin and glans penis with warm gas. The male then exits the orifice, swiftly pinching his penis as to trap the air. There must be enough air as to obviously distend the foreskin for this maneuvar to be considered a success.
Man I love getting hot air balloons but am damn tired of the urinary tract infections.
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The mexican version of Air Force One, not to be confused with the mexican nikes Air Force Juans
Just in, the president of Mexico went over the WALL. Looks like he's escorted in the Air Force Juan
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When someone is very obviously on drugs. Usually Meth.
Look that that tweeker over there eating air biscuits.
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A political disaster that is similar to boy scouts but actualy gives over zeluos adults rank and control over their children and their childs peers.
Many a ambitious cadets CAP career was destroyed by a fat peice of shit parent.
oh and god help me if they ever look for me.
"I will promote you after my son is promoted"
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Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the "Reverse Bel Air" - a story that starts with the first few lines of the lyrics to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," but suddenly changes to something shocking, unforgettable, and unrelated to the Prince of Bel Air.
That dude posted about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air on a forum but he RBA'd (Reverse Bel Aired) into a discussion about his gf.
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