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A short woman with spiky short hair, a slender frame, and pretty hazel eyes.
That bird cunt is fucking pissing me off
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Darla: Hey look at my parakeet, he’s cute!
Kirra: That’s a fucking Trash Bird not a parakeet, get out.
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The most annoying little shitty bird, who is also part of a computer and smartphone game. The app was actually top in the App Store until it was taken off. It was probably taken off the AppStore because a bunch of people commuted suicide because of the app! I once got to 20. That's the highest I ever got on that app! It's a fucking impossible game! Also, if you still have it on your smartphone, you can sell your smartphone for thousands of dollars! Although, if the app is the updated version, it sells for more! Luckily, on my ipod 5 I have the updated version, if I ever want to sell it! B)))
Guy 1: "damn! this Flappy Bird game is hard!"
Guy 2: "oh hell yeah!"
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A Donny bird is a lady of certain intelligence and social standing. From the South Yorkshire town of Doncaster. Usually sporting fake tan and fake louboutins.
At first glance, these 'ladies' could appear to have an element of class. But in reality, this bird can 100% suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.
Usually seen in its natural habitat in Tiki bar, this female will mate with multiple males at one time all the way through mating season, one cocktail in relish will result in the males success in mating... followed by several weeks of itching and discharge.
She's alright.. But she's a bit of a Donny Bird
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When you fuck a girl in the ass and her ass hair pulls off and sticks to your dick
Bro this girl gave me a cock bird last night
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A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.
“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds”
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To bird-dog something is to complete a task using a slightly dodgy or unorthodox method.
Performing the task this way should save time, effort or money.
It can involve a dangerous act in order to get the job done.
I had to "bird-dog" it.
An example of bird-dogging it would be an electrician climbing on a live switchboard to get to a cable, j-boxing a cable in a wall cavity, shorting out a circuit in order to identify the right breaker or setting up a ladder on the back of your ute to reach reach higher
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