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A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.
"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".
damn girl, look at Brandon over there
Got bigger titties then you
got a small dick tho
He's a guy that loves his girlfriend and had a 30cm penis, he is probably
T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.
I wished i was like Brandon... he gets all the girls...
i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!
sexy and hot and big dick and has 1 million girlfriends and is hot and kind
person: hey
brandon:
person: wow brandon you are really sexy please let me have sex with you please
Brandon is commonly known as "Pizza face". Brandons have so many pimples that they can last a whole YEAR on them. Brandons seem to have boyfriends who start with the letter "M"
Brandons also seem to like to be called "dad" or "pizza face 🍕"
Brandons seem to hate all the Claire's and Emma's and Kayley's
Brandons are sussy
biggest fucking simp you’ll ever meet.
“why is brandon so sad?
“don’t you know? he’s a simp. he’s probably listening to khalid rn”