Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports
Hey I know Brandon
Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh
Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.
Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
The act of fellating an elderly man of the white conservative persuasion.
Brandon loves GENSHIN IMPACT and is very very bad at Valorant.
Giga Chad "Brandon what do you want to watch," "...what is your favorite show."
Brandon "Squid Game! Because I'm Korean!"
Zak is a dirty black ni and Brandon knows it
Brandon is often a baseball player that just so happen to be white and Mexican and is know for being gay at times
Brandon is so gay
A man who pukes after only taking a few drinks/shots, or just puked every time he gets drunk.
“Dude you are such a Brandon”
“There goes Brandon puking again”