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Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.
Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
The act of fellating an elderly man of the white conservative persuasion.
Brandon loves GENSHIN IMPACT and is very very bad at Valorant.
Giga Chad "Brandon what do you want to watch," "...what is your favorite show."
Brandon "Squid Game! Because I'm Korean!"
Zak is a dirty black ni and Brandon knows it
Brandon Will sell the fuck out of your house
Brandon sold my house for top dollar
A big dick man with all the bitches all the girls like his pepino
People say brandon has the biggest dick in the world
Brandon is often a baseball player that just so happen to be white and Mexican and is know for being gay at times
Brandon is so gay