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when someone tells on your cap
cap me out means, for example, i told my buddy to lie to my girlfriend and tell her im going to the store to get groceries but im really tryna get sum pussy so i told my boy to cover for me but he said hell nah he gettin pussy
Este un copil care nu intelege ceea ce vrei sa spui, de obicei raspunzand cu ceva complet gresit sau care nu are legatura cu ce ai spus
Q: Iti place brandul ASUS?
A: Da, fac lapte bun
Q: Ba esti un copil cu cap de tabla
A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.
Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!
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Word used to describe someone who's bullshitting
" This mufucka really on sum cap shit right now!"
Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.
After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.
An object when worn makes one do stupid things.
Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
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Creep capping is the practice of secretly screen capping someone on video chat without their knowledge. It's commonly used on video chat sites such as omegle and chat roulette. Caps are later uploaded onto social networking sites or kept in picture folders to look back on.
Roza: "OMG. He's hot. Did you creep-cap him?"
Taylor: "Yep! He was so gully. He had no clue!"