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1. A girl who has been decreed to be deleted from high school at 8 am next Monday by the Demon Queen of High School(also known as a mythic bitch), and suffers such hallucinations that she believes that she will be hunted down in study hall, and stuffed and mounted on a wall. She has decided that she only has 30 minutes of her left of her life to live, and so she asks herself
"How shall I spend them?". Her self confidence decides for her that maybe she doesn't have to stay there and die like cattle. That she could change her name, and ride up to Seattle. The only problem is that she doesn't have a motorbike. But she comes up with another option that she likes: to spend these 30 hours of her remaining life getting freaky. She really needs it hard, because she's a dead girl walking, so she decides to pay a friendly visit to her psychopathic boyfriend's house and announces that she's in his yard and that she is in fact; a dead girl walking. She decides to snap the window lock of her boyfriend before they (her fellow classmates) punch her clock (which is her time left at school). She tries to justify breaking her boyfriend's property (his window lock), by saying that she has got no time to knock on his door, announcing once again that she is a dead girl walking.
Veronica Sawyer has got no time to talk to Ms Flemming because she is a Dead Girl Walking
The first in George Romero's zombie quadrilogy, and was released in 1968. It's followed by Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Land Of The Dead and a remake from 1990.
The original Night Of The Living Dead is better than the remake.
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A deadbeat mother is a woman who puts herself ahead of the needs of her children. A woman who thinks because she has a vagina doesnt have to pay childsupport, or do anything the court demands her to do. They most likey suffer from a narcissistic personality disorder. They also do not understand there is a big diffrence between an actual mother, and a biological mother.
She is such a dead beat mother for not paying her childsupport.
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The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.
A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?
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To be completely and honestly serious about something. Also known as: dead ass.
You: Last night I banged your mom about 10 times!
Me: Dead shit!??!
You: Forreal, im dead shit man.
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When all options are exhausted.
I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.
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Employment in a menial job which usually requires minimal skills, offers little pay, and has few or no opportunities for a promotion or advancement within the company. See McJob.
I've worked cleaning tables at this restaurant for three years making minimum wage, and no matter how hard I try to impress the managers, open management positions are always given to college-educated applicants who have never even worked with the company. I'm sick and tired of this hopeless, dead-end job.
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