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Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.
Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.
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1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)
2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.
1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.
2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.
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A term for someone who commits heinous acts of douche-baggery. Basically, a huge douche-bag.
What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.
Jim: Man, Trey got two different girls pregnant last night...
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.
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Same as a Radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.
Ron: Aye hit this gilbey's vodka up cuddie.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.
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Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.
Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.
Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.
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like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say
"stop being such a douche ticket"
"that ref is a douche ticket"
"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"
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the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.
oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass
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