Carl: hey, can I break ur back Matthew?
Matthew: why?
Carl: it’s February 2 national fuck your homie day!
National send a full body nude day
You bbg it’s February 2 you already know what to do
It’s national give your girlfriend a hickey day today!!!
Person 1: hey babe
Person 2: “gives a hickey”
Person 1: what was that for!?!?!?!?
Person 2: it’s February 2nd!
Person 1: ohhhhh!
February 2 otherwise know as “Day of the fuck wit” is a day where fuck wits are usually born into this world.
“That fuck wit was definitely born February 2”
Hey, guys February 2 is hug your best friend day!
February 2 is the second day of February!
She is the baddest bitch ever.She is very loyal to her friends and gets angry really easily.If you were born on February 2 you must be a top!!
You were born on February 2?
Yes!
Omg awesome