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When you are sitting on the toilet and someone comes up and flushes it before you are done pooping. You then can feel a moist breeze on your nuts.
Everything was coming out just fine until she sneaked up and gave me a Tropic Thunder from Down Under. I was unable to get off the toilet since I was not finished dropping my load. The cool breeze did feel nice on my balls though.
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To throw away a likely win through idiotic mistakes or dumbassery.
Only Tony Romo can throw for 5 TD and 506 yards and still snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
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1) Not the Cheat.
"Who's the guy from 21 Jump Street? NOT THE CHEAT NOT THE CHEAT"
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when a chick is on her back and giving you an upside down bj, you pull her ankles over your shoulders and lick her butt. that is the orange peel. to make it beyond the arc, you have to lean back and shoot your load perfectly onto her butthole. you have to be an expert to achieve this move.
i was getting upside down bj while licking this chicks asshole,then i unloaded and shot it like a sniper right onto her butthole. i cant believe i achieved the orange peel from beyond the arc
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Adj.
A phrase to describe an act of unashamed dedication to a particular cause, no matter how dire it may be.
Luke: Woah, he's really not holding back from unblocking that toilet
Emmeline: Yeah, he's totally biting the tongue from the fox's mouth.
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An adapted quote from the movie Aliens, to 'nuke it from orbit' means 'to come in a woman's face'
"That bitch's face annoys me"
"I'll be chucking one up her later, if it makes you feel any better, I'll nuke it from orbit"
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