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A reply to a person who has used the word "we". The person making the reply is telling the speaker no one is effected by their statement other than them. Or, in an organization (work or volunteer positions), someone has just said that "we" all need to do something. This reply means that it's agreed the work needs to be done, but the speaker is the only one who must do it.
Employee to Boss: "Have you considered my program initiative? I think it's important, we really need it implemented to make my fall task easier."
Boss: "You got a mouse in your pocket?"
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Spending a large sum of your salary on a woman, whether you have the cash or not. Usually associated with a gold digging woman, but not always.
So when she ask for the money when you through dont be surprised. It aint trickin if you got it.
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When someone has more important things to do or someone they are more interested in.
Screw you guys, ive got bigger titties to lick right now!
Shes nice, but ive got bigger titties to lick. Like that chick over there...
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standard speech for some fool to yell on an internet fight video after someone goes down. waaaaayyyy played out.
makes me CRINGE and i immediately want to slap the fuck out the person who says it...
it always happens in the following succession:
1. first you hear: 'get em homie'... 'get that nigga'... 'fuck that bitch up'
2. then: <SMACK> ... fist to face
3. quickly followed by a: <SMACK> ... head/body hits ground
4. here it comes 100% of the time: 'AHHHHHH, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT'
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Derived from the phrase "You still got that big ass??" If you say it and pause while looking at your friends, they must immediately recognize and identify the fat person with the big ass in your immediate area. Their response is usually, " Yes they do, or yes I do in order to avoid anyone catching on.
Self Explanitory
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When a person of the male gender gets a boner but it is in too much of an inappropriate place for the male to announce it to his bros(,classroom) When his bros here this they instantly turn to see the reason for the boner.
Brett: I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!!
Rony (turning to see the sexy Danielle bending down in front of Brett):I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!
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When there is an unavoidable delay in an activity, some people will say "smoke 'em if you got 'em" as a way of saying "this is going to take a while to fix, so you might as well do something other than just wait (like taking a smoke break)".
After Joe's car broke down on the deserted country road, he called a tow truck and told his passengers "Smoke em if you got em".
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