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Ham-Ass

A group of terrorists known for members resembling the back end of a pig

The squealing of the Ham-Ass idiots could be heard halfway around the world

by Pseuzie December 27, 2023


Ham Ass

Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas

Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!

by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024


Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt

by Trai Carey November 16, 2019


ham cash

Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.

The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.

by dave-briz December 19, 2013


Ham-akin

When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions

My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.

by xJediJoker93x December 22, 2022


hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.

I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy

by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017


ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.

what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?

by Qton81 November 9, 2018